Wannabe farmer kit

All the gear. None of the livestock.)

Because owning wellies doesn’t make you a farmer.

But it helps.

The Wannabe Farmer Kit is for anyone who dreams of the countryside, watches farming programmes religiously, and casually says things like “I’d love a bit of land” — while living nowhere near one.

It’s about the idea of farming.

Not the early mornings, the mud, or the reality.