Haloween survival kit

(Prepared for scares. Mostly sweets.)

Because Halloween is not just one night — it’s a situation.

The Halloween Survival Kit is designed for anyone facing costumes, parties, trick-or-treaters, horror films, or social plans they didn’t fully think through.

It’s spooky without being scary, funny without being childish, and built to get you through the night with your dignity mostly intact.

What’s inside

A carefully selected collection of novelty items designed to help you survive:

• Unexpected scares
• Sugar overload
• Questionable costume choices

(Contents may vary. Screaming may not.)