Getting old kit

Getting Old Survival Kit

Things hurt. Sleep matters. Noise is annoying.

The Getting Old Survival Kit is designed for anyone who’s suddenly tired, slightly grumpy, and wondering when they started making noises just by standing up.

This kit doesn’t fight ageing — it accepts it. Built for laughs, light comfort, and brutal honesty, it’s perfect for birthdays, milestone ages, or anyone who insists they’re “still young” (they aren’t).

You’re not old. You’re just… experienced.